My First Death Ray

Dear Diary, Worked on my Death-ray project today. Oh... my... self!! It’s super potent!!! Found a city that prayed to a slightly different version of me, so decided to test on them ;) This really cute couple that I love to… observe, shall we say, were living there unfortunately, so had two of my best from the Secret Angels Service sent to evacuate them! Misfortune struck as they were running out of the city toward safety, as she looked back at the worst moment, staring directly into my D...

22 April 2014, 06:51 AM
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Creation - Day 7

Dear Diary, Too tired to finish earth project!!!!!! They're on their own now. Hope they don't kill each other. (Will check back periodically to see if they fall for "Forbidden" fruit prank. By me!! This'll have my son and HG in stitches!) Love and lols, God

15 April 2014, 08:44 PM
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Creation - Day 6

Dear Diary, Day number 6 since starting diary. Been a long journey! Crowning achievement so far is making Honey Badger! WOW, that thing is indestructible. Wouldn't mess with it myself! Also made clever bipedal ape guy. He got horny so made him a female. He got pissed about using one of his ribs. To be fair, could've just materialised what I needed, but this was more fun toying with them! Really starting to feel tired. Will put finishing touches on world tomorrow and eradicate accidental ...

15 April 2014, 08:42 PM
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Creation - Day 3

Dear Diary, Made the perfect beach and had a blast on it (literally) as I got heavy sunburn! Now people will think I'm non-white !!!!!! :( I'll recover for most of today. Tomorrow I’ll sort out the Seasons. I'm knackered and angry. Feel like taking it out on women. Made plants to give morally conscious people something to eat later. With much annoyance, G.O.D

15 April 2014, 08:40 PM
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Creation - Day 5

Dear Diary, Made sea creatures today. Gave dolphins a permanent smile even when they're sad (who would know now? lmao). Made some of them mammals just to fool everyone later (trolololol)!! Made birds. One plopped on head. Will unmake them later. Totes upset, G

15 April 2014, 08:40 PM
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Creation - Day 4

Dear Diary, Did the Time-Is-Different-For-Myself thing and experienced one year in a day! The four seasons were nice! Hate summer sunburn though. And winter frostbite. Spring hay fever was gay (mean this in the properly used derogatory sense) and autumn was unpredictable in terms of garbs to wear. Actually might be regretting making this whole thing, but should just follow son's example and stay positive. Staying precariously optimistic, G-Dawg

15 April 2014, 08:39 PM
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Creation - Day 2

Dear Diary, Went down to earth, but place was super foggy! Will fill with headless horsemen later! For now, brought water vapour together to form oceans and rivers (sidenote: where did the vapour come from in the first place? no idea lol) Went for a swim and cooled off a lot! Really forgot the anger issues for a day, you know! Didn't have a beach to go to. Will rectify that tomorrow. Love, G Man

15 April 2014, 08:37 PM
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Creation - Day 1

Dear Diary, Woke up in complete darkness this morning, stumbled about and stubbed my toe. Got annoyed and invented Light. Saw the chaotic state of the universe, so decided to group stars and planets according to worship potential. Made earth. Place has a lot of potential! Will fill it with cool stuff tomorrow! Regards, The Big G

15 April 2014, 08:37 PM
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