Dear sea creatures
Dear sea creatures, I don't like you. Let me elaborate. I never liked that rotten, salty odor you guys had, and as a kid I never took a liking to seafood. Crabs and lobsters are basically giant sea bugs, and fish eat worms. Eating a fish is like second hand worm digestion. So I may not like you eat you, but you guys have Spongebob, so I'll give you a tip: stop eating litter. Unless it's skittles. Always eat skittles. Sincerely, Me.