“Sure, there have been people, but alcohol was the first love of my life.” — Lana Del Rey
How fangirls communicate
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA Fan 2: I know. I know.
“Você não me conhece. Você apenas vê o que eu quero que você veja.” — Vinicius Menegazzo.
at a supermarket
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk me: ok me: me: me: me: mom where are you please me: mom please the line is moving fast me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn employee: next me: employee: me: faints
Don't be a coconut. God is trying to talk to you.